I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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