I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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