it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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