well most of my day revolves around power hour
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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