just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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