Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I am naked and annoyed.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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