do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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