New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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