Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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