Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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