now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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