So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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