that's an acceptable place to lick
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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