No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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