I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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