He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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