I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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