what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Someone came in the potted fern
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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