You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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