Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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