Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He better not be in your backpack
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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