If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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