wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize