Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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