Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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