I feel like I'm in dance class right now
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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