He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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