I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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