Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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