I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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