seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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