these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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