I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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