yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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