ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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