I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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