the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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