Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
dude. I can hear the air.
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