physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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