so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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