All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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