i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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