Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize