fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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