butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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