Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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