my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize