i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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