He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if only i could text you this smell
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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