That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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